About me

Just in case you need to put what I say in perspective, I’ll describe myself a bit. Most of it is stolen from a dating profile I made a long time ago, so if you feel the irresistible urge to date me, that would be why.

I’m a 30-year-old caucasian male. I’m not actually 30, but I’m fairly close, and saying that I’m 30 is the way I found to not be afraid of turning 30. Also, it makes people say that I look young. Also, it makes me not have to update this page for a while (until I’m 35, at which point I’ll just say I’m 40). I really am a caucasian male, though.

I live in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. I really live in the suburbs of Montreal, but for one, people from anywhere else only know Montreal, for two, I live so close to and spent so much in Montreal that it doesn’t really make a difference, and for three, I kinda wish I did live in Montreal.

I wear a ring on my left thumb and I let people think that it has a significance when it’s just that it was given to me and doesn’t fit any other finger quite as well. Either that, or I’m a rich, strong lesbian archer with a strong personality. You be the judge.

I used to own 2 guitars, have owned at least one for 5 years now, but don’t know how to play. And it’s not false modesty either, like I’m not as good as I’d want to be. It’s just plain honesty; I know literally nothing about playing the guitar. At one point I decided to try and learn guitar, and at another point, not too far from the first point, I decided I didn’t want to learn to play the guitar, but kept the instrument, just in case. I’m sure that, eventually, I’ll move into too small an apartment and go “Fuck, that was dumb, I’m never going to learn to play the guitar”, but until then, I will own a guitar.

I take great pride in being able to eat with chopsticks, even if I can’t rationalize choosing them over a fork. Other than the fun factor.

Alright, I think that sums me up pretty well.

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Wait, no it doesn’t.